Caroline: Hi, I can't talk for long. My friend is coming over to watch The Real Housewives of Orange County. Have you seen it?
A-L: Is the Pope German? I don't have a television, but maybe they'll be showing it on the big screen at the Abbey Tavern on Geary, where I watch Scottish football matches.
Caroline: Probably not. Different target market. The show's about to start. Let's talk tomorrow, after the pool electrician leaves.
A-L: Why would one need a pool electrician? Are you having an intercom installed so when we're in the hot tub, we can summon Dave to bring down drinks from the kitchen? Or is it a loudspeaker to scare the raccoons out of the pool?
Caroline: No, nothing scares the raccoons. We've surrendered to them, and they're now living downstairs, in the man cave.
A-L: In Dave's man cave? I thought you said I could stay there when I come up to Portland?
Caroline: Oh you can. They've put in bunk beds. Lots of them. The pool electrician is coming over to install an electronic pool cover.
A-L: Cool. Can we surf on it?
Caroline: Um, no. Bring rollerskates.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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it was the season finale. Vicky bought herself a Rolex and Lynn threatened to take away daughter Alexis's BMW!
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