Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Skirt of Many Colors

A-L: Should I be insulted that a woman came up to me on Thursday and asked if my skirt was recycled?

Kitty: You’re not still wearing the patchwork skirt you bought from Joey D. in Edinburgh?

A-L: Of course I am. I like it.

Kitty: Well, let’s think about this. It is San Francisco, so “recycled” has positive connotations. Even if the undertone is “your skirt looks like Dolly Parton’s mom made it from the box of rags”.

A-L: Thanks. You always make me feel better.

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