Interviewing Pediatricians

My high school friend Erin is expecting her first baby. But she wasn't expecting so much unsolicited advice from others. Her friend Gretchen, whose name I have changed to protect Melissa's identity, recently had her first baby. How recently? Last week, or so. But she's already an expert. Gretchen asked Erin if she has started interviewing pediatricians.

"Do I have to interview them??" Erin asked me.

Well Erin, since you asked, you're waaaay behind schedule. You should have started interviewing pediatricians at least six months before you got married. That way you could determine if your prospective husband and your pediatrician are compatible. The synergy between the father of the baby and the pediatrician is key to raising a happy and healthy child. If they're not a match, ditch the husband. A good pediatrician is much harder to find.

And don't name your baby without reaching a consensus. You MUST have the baby's name approved by your in-laws, your sister-in-law's boyfriend, your parents' neighbors, and of course me. And my mom. Since you're due in April, you have until January 5th to present us with the shortlist. (Names of Finnish origin will be looked upon favorably.)

Also consider these factors which will affect the health and development of your unborn baby:

1. Hand-me-down maternity clothes. No way. You work in Beverly Hills. A reasonable budget for maternity clothes is $2000. Any less and your baby will know you're cutting corners. (Gretchen spent $3000.)

2. A new car is a must. You're not still driving that Honda, are you? I suggest finding the perfect car seat (to be re-upholstered each season), and then buying the car to match. The car seat will also have to be coordinated with your husband's vehicle. Maybe he should get a new car as well. (Gretchen's husband did.)

3. Vitamins A - Z. I'm sure your OB Gyn will advise you on which vitamins you should take, but I would, at all costs, avoid generic brand prenatal vitamins. Your baby will fail kindergarden if you buy your vitamins at Target.

4. The foods you eat now will determine how much your child loves you. As Gretchen would suggest, organic foods are a must. Avoid the affordable Farmer's Markets that occur in your area. Specialty supermarkets are best. Afterall, it's for your baby.

Good luck. Call my mom if you need any REAL advice.