Send the Palestinians an sympathy card
Send Donald Rumsfeld a Thank you note (Has Hallmark broken into the "Thank you for not serving a second term" market??)
Try to remember what my darling niece looks like because I don't have any recent photos of her (Hi Maria, if you're reading this. or this.)
Calm the North Wind (it makes Scotland cold)
In no particular order.
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