The Nativity

Maria: Can you get Aila a princess outfit?

A-L: Ummm, yeah.

Maria: They're having a princess parade at daycare on Thursday. I need to check with Gloria to find out exactly what Aila needs.

A-L: Ummm, ok.

Three hours later...

Maria: Turns out Aila needs a princess outfit because they don't have enough wisemen at daycare so instead they're having princesses.

A-L: That's a bit different than a princess parade.

Maria: Annais is going to be baby Jesus. So, can you also get some swaddling clothes for our little Christ child?

A-L: Can't you just wrap her in a sheet?

Maria: No, Gloria [the babysitter] wants the costumes to be shiny.

A-L: Baby Jesus didn't wear sequins. Or get visited by princesses.

Maria: Maybe Wal-Mart will have something.