The Pauls' Holidays

So one Paul went to Brussels, and the other Paul reported this from a recent holiday adventure:

And beyond that, the Godhead IIskimmed the outer borders of the Scientology System, a bright and horrible place with gravity which targets money and sucks it down its white-toothed maw, where it's channeled into the heart of Hubbard VII, a crimson gas giant, alive with operating thetans who use the money to purchase materiel [sic] for the long-waged Psychiatry Wars.

Thanks for those reports, Pauls.