At the grocery store this morning. Buying sparkling wine.
25-year-old male Cashier looks at wine, looks at me, and says: Oh, you look old enough.
50-something man behind me in line meets my eyes, and looks terrified for the 25-year-old cashier.
A-L: How old do I look?
50-something man behind me in line looks ready to drop his groceries and run.
Cashier: I'd say 35.
50-something man starts whimpering.
A-L: Nope, guess again.
Cashier: Higher?
50-something man feints.
A-L: You're not married, are you?
Cashier: Nope.
50-something man: Didn't think so.
A-L: What if I told you I'm 24 years old?
Kitty: Maybe in dog years.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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You know that "50 something man" was really 34. Oh the irony.
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