Feline Marketing

So, with an ad posted online, Ted, Kitty and I were officially looking for a new flatmate.

Below are some snippets from the responses (and what I wanted to reply):

"cat loving female and hamster in search of happy animal loving flatmates"
(Oh purrfect. Cats and hamsters are natural allies in the wild. And I was trying to think of a way for Kitty to contract rabies.)

"I am 28 years old, a non-smoker and experienced in catcare."
(The cat doesn't need a babysitter. Back off, lady.)

"Are you possibly swedish too?"
(Isn't everyone. They call Stockholm the cradle of civilisation, do they not?)

"Adore cats."
(She's not for sale. Back off, lady.)