Air Guitar

Last night a journalist started telling a few of us that a few years back he competed in the Air Guitar Championships. He placed fourth.

Questions from the group:
Do the musicians warm up?
Do the airlines ever lose guitars?

We laughed. It was light-hearted. And then foolishly I said, "I wish I had a column. I'd write about it." And the journalist/air guitarist turned to me and said, "I already wrote about it."

Oh, ok.