Recently we gathered with the Irma side of the family to celebrate my uncle and cousin's birthdays. Someone invited Public Safety Pete...
PSP: Um, I don't mean to be a spoilsport, but Tina, you're doing something very unsafe.
Cousin Tina: That's unlike me. Do I have to guess what it is?
PSP: No, it's totally obscure and unlikely to ever result in an accident.
Kitty: The suspense is killing me.
PSP: You should never...
A-L: THAT'S the perfect title for Public Safety Pete's guide to life: "You Should Never..."
PSP: ... hang a dish towel on the top oven handle.
Kitty: I'd like to cancel my advance order for the book.
PSP: If there's a fire in the lower oven, and you open the oven door, that dish towel hanging above it will catch fire instantly.
Kitty: I'm going outside for a cigarette.
Monday, November 16, 2009
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