Former flatmate Paul from Scotland is staying in Oakland for a spell. He goes by the moniker "PWR".
A-L: What brings you to the Bay Area?
PWR: A cat.
A-L: You didn't bring Kitty with you, did you? I've tried my darndest to make sure she doesn't find out where I'm living.
PWR: No. I'm cat sitting for Gregor and Caitlin.
Kitty: Those are funny cat names.
PWR: For their cat Astrid.
Kitty: An even funnier cat name.
A-L: That's a long way to travel for a cat sitting gig.
PWR: I'm a professional.
A-L: I thought you did something with computers? Aren't you the one who programmed Kitty to be passive agressive?
Kitty: That's from my mother's side of the family.
A-L: Your first mother was a Chinese man, named Su, who was not passive aggressive.
PWR: But you digress. I'm here for three weeks
A-L: Excellent. I need blog material.
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