No Parking

Cousin Judy: I have a handicapped placard for you.

A-L: But my friend told me that my passive-aggressive behavior doesn’t qualify me for a placard. Or is it for Kitty, who’s chronically manipulative?

Cousin Judy: It’s for your friend who’s going camping. It expired in July 2007, but you can “amend” the date.

Public Safety Pete: Do you know what the fine is for illegally using a handicapped placard?

A-L: Do you know what the fine is for being a spoilsport?

Public Safety Pete: It’s about $3000.