Kitty: Why aren't you blogging about the passing of a legend? It's the end of an era, and the homepage of your blog is a conversation you had three days ago about some juan.
A-L: Are you talking about the passing of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett or Michael Jackson?
Kitty: Guess.
A-L: You weren't even around when Charlie's Angels was on television.
Kitty: I've seen reruns. What do you think the dog and I do while our assistants are at their day jobs? We act out scenes from Charlie's Angels. I'm always Kate Jackson. She's the smart one. But everyone knows Farrah was the sweet one.
A-L: Did you know that Sister Maria gave swimming lessons to Farrah Fawcett's son?
Kitty: Recently?
A-L: No, he's 24 years old now.
Kitty: In Dave and Caroline's pool?
A-L: It was in Los Angeles, not SE Portland. And years ago, before Dave and Caroline were "Dave and Caroline", before Caroline worked at the Macaroni Grill in Little Rock, probably even before the drug lord had the design vision for "1920s Portland architecture meets chain Mexican restaurant."
Kitty: So I image People Magazine has called Sister Maria for a statement.
A-L: Naturally.
1 comment:
today Juan regaled me with stories of how you can tell what people have been doing in a hot tub if the chlorine is too low.
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