That Clown

Last night I was watchin' the election results. When I went to bed Bush had 39 electoral votes, and Kerry 3. I called my mom.

"I can't believe you voted for that clown," I told her.

She got mad at me.

"At my age you have to have common sense. I'm not voting for him, I'm voting for the Republican party," Irma said.

So I repeated my line:

"I can't believe you voted for that clown."

My mom got madder. She raised her voice.

"I am being practical and realistic."

So there you have it, my mom voted for that clown, and his party.

Thank heavens I'm Finnish.