Election Mania

U.S. Presidential Election Mania has hit Edinburgh. My flatmate Paul says if he could vote in the election tomorrow he would vote for John Kerry because he is altruistic. (Paul, not John Kerry.) My friend Mhairi (pronounced Mhairi) would vote for John Kerry not because she likes John Kerry but because it would be a vote against Dubya. My flatmate Jason would vote for John Kerry because "you can't trust a man whose eyes are too close together." (Yes, Ralph Nader's eyes are much too close together.) And my friend Simon is going to make a million when he auctions off the chad from my ballot on E-bay. And he'd vote for Kerry too. So Kerry wins Scotland.