Knock, Knock

Annais and Aila are HUGE fans of Knock, Knock jokes. HUGE. They like making up their own. Below is one that Sister Maria and I heard a couple hundred times. With Annais's spot-on comedic timing, it only got funnier.

Annais: Knock, knock.

Sister Maria: Who's there?

Annais: Cake.

Sister Maria: Cake who?

Annais: Cake in your face.

Repeat several times. Punctuate with raucous laughter from Aila, Sister Maria and A-L. And then this...

Annais: Okay, I've got a good one.

A-L: Let's hear it.

Annais: Knock, knock.

A-L: Who's there?

Annais: Cake.

A-L: Cake who?

Annais: Cake in your face.

Mother, May I

Spent the Easter Weekend with the pygmy marmosets. Pulling out of the driveway one evening, the dome light in the car turns off. A voice from the back seat...

Aila: Hey, Mom. I can't see. Turn the light back on.

Mom (aka Sister Maria): How do you ask nicely?

Annais: May I please see?