True Story

Pete: Hello, this is Pete.

A-L: Hi Pete. How was the County Fair? Tell me everything. Did Aila and Annais have fun? What did they say? They're so cute. Tell me all the funny things they said.

Pete: Yes, they had a good time.

A-L: What did you see at the Fair? What did Aila and Annais say?

Pete (soundingly faintly annoyed): Oh, we had a great time. We saw the animals, and went down the big slide.

A-L: What animals? Did you see all the art projects? Did they ride the ponies? Were there baby chicks there? And bunnies? What did they say??

Pete: Oh, they loved the animals. They saw the cows and goats and pigs.

A-L: What did they say?

Pete: Oink, oink.