A-L: I must get the kitten 'splayed', as Stuart would say. The vet says she'll start howling any day.
Paul: I want to breed her with a dwarf cat.
A-L: Do dwarf cats exist?
Paul: They must. And Kitty is so small, that invariably they would have little offspring. And we could sell them on e-Bay.
A-L: You only use words like 'invariably' when I'm making up the dialogue. And who would buy kittens online?
Paul: Lot's of people, if we marketed them well. "Shetland Kittens For Sale."
Saturday, February 04, 2006
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