I know this may be hard to believe, but your cat looks almost exactly like the cat my family had. And in yet another comsic coincidence, they even shared the same obscure name. I sense some plagiarism going on here. First it was those "Hello Kitty" people infringing on our secret family pet name, and now you've gone a step further in copying the whole cat! It's time for you to come clean and cease and desist this low-tech cat cloning exercise. My lawyer suggests that you may avoid further legal action from the Smith family by: - Renaming your cat. Reasonable alternatives include "Precious" and "Cat", but "Kitt E." will still not fly. - Altering the "look" of your cat. This may include re-striping, permanent hair dyes, or even feline contact lenses.
I hope that this matter can be resolved in short order. Cheers.
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What kind of treat does kitty get?
I know this may be hard to believe, but your cat looks almost exactly like the cat my family had. And in yet another comsic coincidence, they even shared the same obscure name. I sense some plagiarism going on here. First it was those "Hello Kitty" people infringing on our secret family pet name, and now you've gone a step further in copying the whole cat! It's time for you to come clean and cease and desist this low-tech cat cloning exercise. My lawyer suggests that you may avoid further legal action from the Smith family by:
- Renaming your cat. Reasonable alternatives include "Precious" and "Cat", but "Kitt E." will still not fly.
- Altering the "look" of your cat. This may include re-striping, permanent hair dyes, or even feline contact lenses.
I hope that this matter can be resolved in short order. Cheers.
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