DJ Hijinks

Sound from the hallway this morning: Hello???

A-L: Paul! Hi! You're back! How was California?

P: Great. Good. Hot and sunny.

A-L: You're tan.

P: We rented a convertible, and played gangsta rap. We kept the top down even when it was ridiculous to do so. Like when we were going 65mph on the freeway at 10 pm and it was freezing.

A-L: What was the funniest thing that happened?

P: We were at one of the Twin Peaks and met a Japanese tourist. He asked if this was the Twin Peaks, and I said 'one of them', and then he said, 'oh, there are two?'

A-L: Good one.

Meanwhile, in Japan: (translated from Japanese, of course, even the names)

Ken: Hello?? Anybody home??

Michelle: Hi! You're home! How was California?

Ken: Great. The weather was beautiful, and I finally saw Twin Peaks, but only one of them.

Michelle: What was the funniest thing that happened?

Ken: Seeing four Scottish people in a convertible Chrysler Sebring, shivering, driving 65mph, with the top down, and listening to gangsta rap.

Michelle: Good one.