Overheard

"He thinks he's nicer than I think he is."
My friend on a tricky relationship.

"We can hear your laugh, two rooms over."
My colleagues, to me.

"We had 'the kitten talk'."
Stu breaks the news to me that the kitten's father might repossess Kitty.

"But Kitty thinks I'm her mother."
Crazy cat lady rationalizing her desire to keep someone else's kitten.