Sister Maria: I'm soooo bummed I'm sick and on antibiotics. I wanted to do two things this weekend to (belatedly) celebrate my birthday with all of you: 1. Play in the snow. 2. Drink wine. And I can't do either of those things.
And then a little voice from the Peanut Gallery chimed in...
Annais: But you can still drink coffee!
Friday, February 18, 2011
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
The Unicorn Chronicles
I have an update from Dana, our long-suffering downstairs neighbor of an upstairs unicorn.
A-L: What's news? Any unicorn sightings?
Dana: We've done some more forensic work and confirmed that it's definitely a unicorn, or someone who moves about their room via a rolling chair.
A-L: Like a wheelchair?
Dana: No. Like an office chair.
A-L: Oh, like that scene from the opening credits of Family Ties, when Alex P. Keaton rolls across his room? It's the episode where he was taking speed.
Dana: Maybe. Although I don't think the unicorn is on speed.
A-L: Conjecture.
Dana: Indeed.
A-L: What's news? Any unicorn sightings?
Dana: We've done some more forensic work and confirmed that it's definitely a unicorn, or someone who moves about their room via a rolling chair.
A-L: Like a wheelchair?
Dana: No. Like an office chair.
A-L: Oh, like that scene from the opening credits of Family Ties, when Alex P. Keaton rolls across his room? It's the episode where he was taking speed.
Dana: Maybe. Although I don't think the unicorn is on speed.
A-L: Conjecture.
Dana: Indeed.
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