Birthday Wish

A-L: What does Aila want for her birthday?

Sister Maria: It's a white horse, with a tiara. From Target.

A-L: Of course. Get her on the line, please. I'd like to speak to her.

Aila: Hello?

A-L: Hi. Your mom said your birthday wish is for a white horse with a tiara, from Target. If I wanted to buy it for you, how would I find it?

(true story)

Aila: Ok, so you go to Target.

A-L: Uh huh?

Aila: And you to the toy section.

A-L: Yes.

Aila: And you look for the horses. And it's the one with the tiara.

Back to Craigslist...

Michael: I'm moving out.

A-L: You're not!

Michael: I am. But not far. I'm moving downstairs.

A-L: Like, under the stairs.

Michael: No, to Liz's studio.

A-L: Won't Liz's boyfriend mind?

Michael: She won't be living there.

A-L: You'll be living with her boyfriend?

Michael: I refuse to answer your ridiculous questions.

A-L: So are you nervous about finding me and Will a new roommate?

Michael: Craigslist has all the answers.

So once again, I turn to the internet. What could go wrong?